Hello, everyone, no matter your born or assumed gender, you are a person, unless you've decided upon an assumed species which is not human, then greetings to... well you! The complex thing we call language is being even more corrupted with the addition of general neutral pronouns - such as em, Em, hum, pehm, per, thon, jem, ver, xem, zir, zem, hir, mer, zhim. "Hello Spivak, Elverson, Humanist, and Peh.. I'm glad Eir, Eir Hus, Pheh Thons, Jeir, Vis, Xyr, Zir, Hir, Zer have all visited this page today"... I think I got that wrong, but I'm so confused... gender confusion.
You see, How do I actually meet people today, Do I say "You" or do I say "It", which could be rude in both ways to two differnt... Things/People/Girls/Boys/Humanist/Women/Men.. again a confusion with pro-nouns.
Next will be clothing, I can see a day where only single gender clothing is available... one size fits all (can't discriminate there).. only come in one color (white of course, because we can't discriminate against the color blind).. One style (because that would discriminant against the people (and other things) who, have and don't have style). I'm so confused at this point, so here you go: non-gender shorts (of course without a fly, but fashioned after boxer shorts), tight form fitting spandex non-gender chest underwear (bra is forbidden, bare chest also forbidden) and to cover it all up a single sheet worn like a toga. Of course at this point, why would we even bother going to Target, does it really matter?
I do know that for me, I'm currently male, and I plan to remain a male until I die. I have a wife, who by my choice happened to be female (she's happy being female), and we are married. You can refer to me as Mr., Sir., Him, Himself, He, or even You, or Them when in a group. Please don't refer to me as it or any of the new pronouns, or I might become uncontrollably agitated, and then become a big green monster. At that point you can call me IT.
